Sources say the former president was spotted on a boat near the infamous island prison, where he allegedly tried offer somebits to a massive crocodile. Witnesses report that Trump even got a little too close with the creature, causing some nervoussnickers. The {entireincident was captured on video, and the footage have rapidly gone popular online.
- It's unclear
- went to the prison island
- but some speculate that he waslooking for attention
Hot off the Press: The Donald and the Danger Lizards!
A shocking development is unfolding at Mar-a-Lago as we speak/right now/at this very moment. Sources report that former President Bigly Don has faced off against a pack of dangerous lizards, said to be mutated by radiation/the result of government experiments/escaped from Area 51.
Local reporters claim to have seen the former leader grappling with the creatures, wielding a vibrating toothbrush. The situation is still developing/unfolding/sketchy, and we await official statements from the White House.
Stay tuned for more updates on this completely unexpected event!
Big T's Wild Tour of Alcatraz
Get ready for a wild ride, folks! Trump is hitting the rock/island/prison like never before in a tour/experience/adventure they're calling the Gator Gauntlet. Sources say he's planning on showing off/lecturing about/taking control of the island, packing his best suits. He's even totally plans to build a wall around Alcatraz during his visit. This ain't your grandma's tour of Alcatraz, folks. Brace yourselves!
- Will Trump be able to handle the cold?/Will Alcatraz stand up to Trump?/Can anyone stop Trump?
- Stay tuned for updates on this crazy story!/Follow us for all the latest Trump news!/Don't miss out on this wild ride!
Alligator Alcatraz? You Betcha, Says Trump
Folks, lemme tell ya somethin'. The swamp down in Florida is gettin' ridiculous. They got these crocodiles runnin' amok. And what do they do? Nothing! They just let 'em wander around. But not me, I wouldn't stand more info for that. We gotta get tough of these beasts. That's why I say we gotta build a special prison - Alcatraz for alligators, folks! That's what makes America great, takin' dealin' with the tough stuff.
- Make America Great Again !
The Don's Wild Ride: Presidential GATOR Safari!
This ain't your typical fundraiser, folks. The Boss Man himself is hitting the muck on a wild adventure. That's right, we're talking about Trumpfacing off against alligators. Sources say he's packing his favorite hat and ready to unleash some swamp-justice. Will he emerge victorious? Only time will tell!
You Won't Believe This! Trump Goes Cage Diving With Gators
Folks, you are totally gonna believe this! The Donald himself, ex Prez Trump, has decided to embark on a wild adventure. He's swapping his golf clubs for some serious bravery and is going into a tank full of vicious alligators! Sources say that this whole thing was an attempt to boost his image.
What could ever be more wild? Only time will reveal.